Andy’s Gray’s The Last Word – Best Football Programme

There are a number of famous football pundits on TV, including Mark Lawrenson, Alan Shearer, Ruud Gullit and Jamie Redknapp.  But I have to admit I am now addicted to Andy Gray’s Sunday Programme, The Last Word.
The Last Word provide the best post-match analysis and breakdown out of any other TV programme.  It is so [...]

Post-World Cup England Review

England can learn a lot from the little men
Andres Iniesta’s majestic extra time winner in the 2010 World Cup final symbolised victory not just for Spain, but for the little men of world football.
Small, skinny and seemingly malnourished, a young Iniesta would have been brushed aside by England’s physical-centric academies, brandished too lightweight to endure [...]

Liverpool in Europa Cup and Portsmouth Admin Issues

Watching Liverpool in the Europa Cup
Watching Liverpool in the Europa League last night, it was like that time I tuned in to watch the Women’s Wimbledon Final: there’s enough fans to carry it sure, but in all fairness no one actually cares. 
In all honesty I only really watched it to take the piss.  My flat [...]

Welcome to my Column!

Thanks for reading this column. There are tons of useless of football pundits and impartial media ass-lickers out there.  I wanted to bring something true and candid to the table, but at the same time not be contrained by what people deem acceptable.  Swearing football fans, hooliganism and getting kicked in the nuts when you’re [...]

Liverpool Out of Champions League – News Update

A Miserable Season for Liverpool
2 wins in 11 games leaves a lot to be said for Liverpool. On the one hand, they beat Man Utd 2-0 in the league. On the other hand – a much bigger hand I might add (more of a preternatural giant five metre wide claw) – they crashed out of [...]

Champions League News Round Up 04/10/09

This week’s Champions League fixtures ended tonight with a mixture of outcomes spread across the four English teams.
Liverpool’s hopes of progressing past the group stage became tighter than a 6 year old’s arse after failing to secure victory away at Lyon.
Veronin and Torres both squandered chances early on to give Liverpool the lead, before Babel, [...]

World Cup Qualifiers Brief 12/10/2009

The road to football utopia (or not, as the case may be; the decision to hold the game’s showpiece event in a country rife with the unruly corruption, crime and poverty is questionable to say the least) drew closer to an end over the weekend.
England’s 100 per cent qualifying record under Fabio Capello, whose face [...]